Silence

Trip to the pub

Tonight of all nights,

I met four strangers.

The most uncanny of sights,

They were game changers.

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Let me tell it from the start,

Then you might just understand

and not take me for an old fart.

They were far from being bland.

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I went to the pub,

Just for a pint or two or four,

And stayed for some grub.

Normally company I deplore.

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I was busy on my fourth bitter,

Relishing the fine consistency, 

Not that it does matter,

By then it affected my constituency.

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In walked this tall lad,

All dressed in black,

Was just overly skinny a tad.

Came to sit with me in the back.

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Now I am not very social and all,

So I said to him, "Tis my table."

He leaned against the wall,

Gave me the eye and said, "No trouble."

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Now, I am a bit of a brawler,

But when he gave me the eye...

I knew he was a true fighter.

I tell yeah that is no lie.

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Afore I knew we were joined by another,

Big strapping lad all in red,

I  knew then already not to bother.

One blow and I would be dead.

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Either side of me they sat,

No escape was my due

And my beer had gone flat!

Yip, tis totally true.

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Now these here two could drink,

And pint after pint we slew,

I should've been drunker you'd think,

After drinking more than a few?

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We were soon joined by a chap in grey,

Who partook not of our repast.

Odd chap, if I might say,

The pints sure did not last.

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Fine Lass of a waitress, kept up the flow,

Whilst laugh I did at jokes a plenty

While all the drunker I did grow.

By then I must of had twenty.

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Now, the forth, he was all in white,

A sickly bloke if ever I saw!

Of this I'm sure, as I'm usually right.

He made me sick to the core.

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We drank for an hour more,

Then somber and solemn it all went.

Now I told them this I did deplore.

They actually allowed me to vent.

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Sober me up they did,

With talk of doing their work.

I wish I could have hid!

They each had a nasty quirk.

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The one in black was Death,

Who fiddled a lot with his watch.

Every now and then I'd take a breath,

So I would not kotch.

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The second in red was War.

Who I realized, had a gun,

My fear had now come to the fore.

I was no longer having fun.

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The third in grey was Conquest,

Always tossing a coin

And at his final behest, 

I did agree that I would join!

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Last but not least we had Famine,

Glutton if ever I knew one,

When it came to gammon.

Now, now I am almost done.

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As luck would have it,

They meet at this pub every night,

As they can see fit,

To discuss the coming blight.

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So you see luv, I have to go,

I agreed to join them,

I am the fifth horsemen you know,

Now do you see my problem?