Hunt for the Easter Bunny

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Let me tell you something funny,

About this devious, sadistic bunny.

He has haunted my dreams,

Till all I heard were my screams!

A twisted freak of nature,

He has been idolized in stature!

Egg laying bunny, hiding treats,

Is but one of his grizzly feats!

Buck teeth gnawing, feasting,

Eating children, now all missing.

He lures them with candy chocolate,

Till they go to far and it is to late!

I have seen him, covered in gore,

Picking bones like a gluttonous whore!

Drenched in innocent blood,

Fear took me like a flood!

Screaming I ran helter-skelter,

Seeking anywhere for shelter!

I, the son of the Jabberwocky hunter,

Scared, chased by a bunny killer!

Years I spent hiding,

Observing from the dark...lurking.

Studying this fiendish fiend,

Plotting and planing it's end.

Now I seek out this worshiped abomination,

Who has become lacks in its stagnation.

Grown fat upon the meat,

As it admires it amazing feat.

I carry my blade, as my father taught,

While I stalk without a thought.

Follow the trail of its easter eggs,

Into its burrow in the dregs.

Silently upon this filth I creep,

Watching it gorge, as the blood does seep.

My blade silently cuts the air,

Slaying this garish beast fair?

It's hellish head I severe,

A keepsake I will keep forever!

I am the great Easter Bunny slayer,

I have brought an end to a monster!

Ironically though, none remember me,

None thanked me for setting them free.

They all just carry on following,

In its sickness wallowing!

On my wall sits it's head,

Smiling at me instead.

It's rituals live on till today,

It's sickness here to stay...

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