Miraculous Incorrect Quotes 2

4 - Meet The Future

Weird scenario where MLB characters face a time-travelling akuma (like Timetagger?) and are sent to the future.

Like, the future version of themselves.

This finna be chaotic.

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Ladybug

-wakes up in a shrine.

-an Adrien shrine.

-The first thing she asks her older self when she meets her: DID WE DEFEAT THE AKUMA-?

-second thing: also, did you and Adrien like...?

-talks about Chat's dumbassery with older herself. That's their last resort when things get too awkward and neither knows how to keep the conversation alive. They're both able to talk about Chat's stupidity for hours without ever running out of stuff to talk about.

-Steals design ideas from herself.

-"I call it self-inspiration."

-They rant to each other about guardian stuff. Elder Ladybug keeps saying: you got it hard, kiddo, but I've got it harder.

-They know their identities in the future, and Ladybug almost slips up when she calls Chat 'really fucking hot'.

-"I MEANT, THIS ONE TIME HE TRIED TO MAKE CROISSANTS AND FEED ME AND IT WAS REALLY FUCKING HOT."

-good save.

-"why tf was he feeding you croissants-?"

-"He wanted to bake them in the shape of a bird and call them, 'crow-ssants'. Then, he wanted to feed them to the entire team. Then, he wanted to startup a croissant bakery with that name. He thinks he can become a multi-millionaire."

-"...he would think that."

-Met older Chat once, doesn't want to meet him again.

-'I'm married to Adrien, I'm faithful, I'm married to Adrien, I'm faithful, I'm married to Adrien, I'm faithful, I'm married to Adrien, I'm-'

-Chat cried in the corner for an hour.

-Asked elder Ladybug, like, a thousand questions about her suit designs.

-In the end, completely forgot about the akuma and was very confused when she actually came back home to a downgraded, not-so-stocked version of her own Adrien shrine.

-"I must learn from older me. My shrine is nowhere near complete."

Chat Noir

-"WHERE THE FUCK AM I?! WHERE THE FUCK IS M'LADY?! WHERE IS THIS PLACE?!"

-woke up in a bed with Ladybug's face plastered on the sheets. (These two idiots deserve each other)

-could immediately tell he was in his future self's room.

-met Adult Chat.

-"WE LIVED, BITCH."

-Do dumb shit together.

-Then, get scolded by Adult Ladybug together too.

-Ladybug is hot, so they simp for her together too.

-Chat is very impressed with older Chat's house. Not because there's more ladybug merch than basic survival things, (I mean, that's one of the reasons too), but because that house looks like a cat lives in it.

-Older Chat has everything. Ranging from machine-automated laser lights to giant empty cardboard boxes. Older Chat is a full-fledged cat and he lives like one. Chat spent 3 hours playing with tangled wool to his heart's content.

-Chat was very sad when he ended up back at his house.

-the next day, Gabriel had no idea why Adrien ordered 395 life-sized cardboard boxes.

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And I'm tired, so I'll just-

Continue this soon.

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Ladybug: *realizes she's in love with Chat*

Ladybug: shit.

Chat: Hey bugaboo-

Ladybug: GO AWAY YOU GORGEOUS CAT-

Chat: wha-