NOBODY SLANDER ME FOR LATE UPDATES BECAUSE I SWEAR I WAS ABOUT TO PUBLISH EARLY FOR ONCE BUT THEN I STARTED PLAYING OBEY ME AND I GOT DISTRACTED AND BY THE TIME I LOOKED AT THE CLOCK, IT WAS ALREADY 11:40.
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Nobody slander me for playing obey me either because I've never played an otome game even ONCE in my life and by GOD I FEEL LIKE I'VE FAILED AS A WOMAN.
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"Pearl, why are you aroace? How is it possible to not feel attraction towards someone?"
Me, with my harem of 71 otome game boyfriends:
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An otome game is basically a boyfriend simulator.
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And I'm playing as an androgynous character. Name suggestions?
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Fuck it, I went with Yuuki because I'm not like other girls.
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Everyday, my humor keeps deteriorating.
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One day, it's going to be so bad that I'll say 'bread' and you guys would laugh over it.
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Bread.
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Sorry, I got too silly.
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Sometimes I sit there and think.
Why won't god blow up the sun?
Do my prayers mean nothing to him?
:(
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Me: sets a limit of at least 150 words so that you guys have SOMETHING to read everyday.
Also me: bullshits my way through 150 words so I don't have to work hard using brainpower to think up of scenarios and headcanons.
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Chat: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Ladybug: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Chat:
Chat: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
