What's the funniest out-of-context MLB scene you can remember?
I'll say some:
"Stop going quack-quack,"
"NO, YOU STOP GOING QUACK-QUACK-"
"Marinette? Need any help?"
"Perfect timing, actually, I really need a boyfriend."
"a bOYFRI-"
"aUGHCHOOOOOO-"
"you're so good at sneezing, Adrien<3"
"He even brought a gift for you!"
"What is it!?"
"Constipation capsules-?"
"What's the big deal? You only lost by about half a million votes."
"..."
"oR MORE-"
"YOU THINK I'M HAVING FUN?! I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, Y'KNOW?!"
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Whatever the first person who comments here asks, I'll write in tomorrow's chapter.
It could be a headcanon, crossover (provided I actually know the show), group chat, anything.
I could even shut up for a whole chapter if that's what you ask ndfgjbknd-
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You ever just-
Idk, sit for a long time,
and then stand up-
and your eyesight just-
"ight, imma head out" faster than felix after strike back-?
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The other day I was in my room, typing a chapter out, and my sister was in the kitchen, and I was thirsty, so naturally, I entered the kitchen, and then I heard my sister say-
"You're so hot I can't wait to take you out." to idk someone,
so I snuck in to see who she was talking to
it was a brownie.
that she baked.
in a tupperware tiffin thing.
it was literally hot.
and she wanted to take it out of the tiffin box.
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Speaking of sisters, my cousin was found oogling over the pig from Looney tunes and i don't even-
sHE COULDA ATLEAST PICKED PEPPA-
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Queen Bee, arriving late on a mission where the team is already gravely injured: Tis I! Thy champion, whomst hath arriveth for thee!
Chat, bleeding out: Yo Shakespeare, thou hast never failed to fuckingth disappoint, thy king of ass!
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