It's 11.33 pm and it'll probably be 12 by the time I update BUT I PROMISED A CHAPTER A DAY AND MY DAY DON'T END UNTIL MIDNIGHT.
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The only reason my current profile pic is smugdrien is so when I update, your notifications look like Adrien sneaking in to inform that Mlazy updated something stupid again.
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Exactly.
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So my humor has evolved while I was on hiatus to the point where I start laughing at the random emojis ever, (that's probably the opposite of evolution), and I tend to use even randomer emojis while talking to people.
People of my generation understand what I mean.
But my mom?
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She takes everything too seriously.
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Ok google, how to kill your child over text in a legal way:
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(sukhane = dry. Kapde = clothes.)
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Me when my friends insist on calling me a furry when I say I like pikachu because he's adorable:
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I'm doing this again because I got lucky last time because PEOPLE WERE NICE ENOUGH TO GIVE ME SOMETHING DECENT BUT HERE WE GO.
Whatever the first person comments here, I'll do for the next chapter.
