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Hello.

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So we were studying economics today, and the chapter was population.

And my teacher literally went:

'The people in the past sorta had nothing to do really, so sex was the only source of entertainment. Hence the population explosion.'

And we all sat there like

👁👄👁

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What's the weirdest/stupidest/cringiest pickup line you've ever heard?

I'll go first:

'Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.'

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Some dude on discord randomly told me that and now we're friends.

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Sorry for the cringe.

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Nah not really, you sorta signed up for it.

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Don't touch my life.

(Y'all know the drill.

Type in 'Don't touch my' and let your keyboard do the rest.)

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Adrien: what's a thot?

Alya: It's a thoughtful person.

*later at the dining table*

Marinette: Here's the salt, Adrien.

Adrien: Thanks, Mari, you're such a thot!

Nino: *spits out water*

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We gon do this again.

#NinoIsNino

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