Miraculous Incorrect Quotes 2

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Since you guys probably feel bad about waiting a whole day for a measly chapter, here is a list of my finished drafts, that I could publish together right now, to make you feel worse.

You're welcome❤

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I found that funny and wanted to share it-

My sense of humor is broken because I laughed at this for a full minute.

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There are two things that can be said about this picture.

1) Ladybug looks cute.

2) Pegasus runs from the camera like I run from my problems.

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I literally can't with humanity anymore.

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So I was having this online exam, and I'm a bit of a studious person (I mean, yesterday someone wrote 'password' as 'pwd' and I read it as 'Public Works Department' so-)

And like

Most of my dms went a little like this:

Like, ma'am,

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So while I was looking for that screenshot (that was like, two months ago) I came across this and-

I know I made that, and I know I made that on Microsoft Paint, but what the actual fuck is that?

Past Pearl, we need to talk😀

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This reminds me, many of y'all don't know my actual name is 'Pearl'-

like-

come on, it's so obvious-

So for all you people, my actual name is, indeed, Pearl. 

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Sabine: *shows Marinette 'Mulan'*

Sabine: So, what did you learn?

8-year-old Marinette: Don't get married. Go to war.