I am currently in a very bad mood, and it's called 2022.
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My food when I wear any type of clothing: nah, we gon behave, we ain't gon spill.
My food when I wear white:
It's free real estate.
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Things you can say to avoid public interaction:
-"DON'T TOUCH ME, I'M POISONOUS!"
-"Sorry, can I leave? I'm allergic to bullshit."
-"i wanna go home."
-"HOLY SHIT GUYS A METEOR!"
-"Ore no nawa Eren Jeager."
-start singing RECESS PUFFS out of nowhere.
-even better, get a weird friend group of three and sing that one CPR x Misery x Recess Puffs song that's literally EVERYWHERE.
-"I GOT TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT, IF I DON'T GO I MIGHT EXPLODE."
-"JAIWIQISIAOKDKWRJNWBRJAKEO"
"kid you ok-?"
"JAKSKAKSOALKDKEJNGNSMDMAMD"
-"Sorry, can't go out rn, IQ-2 updates in a while and I'm not an uncultured person."
(yeah sorry nvm sjdjakdkk)
-"If you breathe within 2 meters of me, I might spontaneously combust."
-"IF YOU FORCE ME TO GO OUT, I'LL TELL EVERYONE HOW SQUIDWARD WAS YOUR GAY AWAKENING!"
-"So uh—I have a bomb-?"
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Also, y'all calm yourselves, there's no plan for how long this book is gonna be, don't fret about the 'halfway through ' from yesterday,
I meant it as an in-general way of speaking ajdkakfjaiif
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Chat Noir: This akuma is personal!
Ladybug: We can't go in without a plan, Chat!
Chat Noir: There's nothing you can say that will stop me!
Ladybug: What if I said...
Ladybug: kaûhaîodiēæjdkoapoèsiqûæûëîgjdåyanfēhajìahæüydkwêjã?
Chat Noir: I'll admit that slowed me down, but I'm still going-
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