I was wondering how my inbox wasn't filled with notifications yet,
and then I realized.
I forgot to hit publish.
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sORRY, I DIDN'T CHECK IT BEFORE, BUT I WAS DRAWING SASAMIYA-
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You honestly ever feel like being a pigeon?
No, not to fly around or be free, or be commanded by Mr. Pigeon's birdbrain ass (get it?),
but to like,
idk,
shit on cars?
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You know what fuels my nightmares?
The fact that there could be a ghost, standing right next to me, who might or might not be aggressively twerking.
And I would never know.
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I can almost feel the 'how the fuck does your brain even work' comments from here.
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My sister yelled 'BUT SHAKESPEARE WAS GAY!' in the middle of the night, at 3 am, when she randomly woke up,
blinked,
and went back to sleep.
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And I know this, because I was up at 3 am, reading manga.
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yes, I do not need to be more aware of the fact that my sleep schedule is fucked up.
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My dad is like, the daddest dad to ever dad.
In fact, he's such a dad, that he makes dad jokes even dadder.
*brain processing stops working*
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Not Grammarly being a bitch about dadder and daddest. Petition for them to be added as legit words in the dictionary.
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[Pollen's first time out of the miracle box]
Pollen: *intense screaming in the background*
Tikki: wHAT HAPPENED-!?
Plagg: I don't know, I think she just saw herself in the mirror.
Pollen, in the distance: NOBLE KWAMIS OF CREATION AND DESTRUCTION!
Pollen: THERE IS ANOTHER ME IN THE WALL!
Plagg: It's ok, Pollen. Just introduce yourself. I'm sure they're nice.
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