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I apologise for yesterday's chapter, I came up with the idea at 3 AM while high on oreos and a lack of general sense of what I was doing.

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So apparently Awakening's releasing on August 3rd in some country, idk?

Here's to hoping they don't push it back again.

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Well, tomorrow was shit.

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I still don't get the point of teachers giving us loads of homework on Friday, and then having the gall to say, 'enjoy your weekend!' like

ma'am, I would enjoy it if you didn't shove 7 piles of biotech engineering up my ass.

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No, I don't actually have that subject, I just wanted to sound cool.

If I say, '7 piles of economic inequalities', it just ends up sounding political.

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Employers be like why should we hire you, idk, you tell me, you sent out the 'apply now' forms.

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My first internship was actual shit. Imagine agreeing to work for the measly amount of 1000 bucks a month, and working for three months, expecting that amount, and they slap you in the face with:

'Oh we clarified it, didn't you hear? The amount was for the whole term.'

I worked for 3 months. For just 1000 bucks.

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This is why my day yesterday was absolute bullshit, to those who asked.

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How online Pearl would have reacted: ahahahhaa fuck you<3

How irl Pearl actually reacted: 'ahahahhaa fuck you<3' but in my brain.

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Viperion, watching Chat push on a door that clearly says 'pull':

Viperion: you're not pushing hard enough.

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