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Today is a no-swearing chapter because mom's right next to me.

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Btw I went to visit a soft toy factory today and I'll tell you mY HEART.

THERE WERE SO MANY OF THEM MY LORD MY WHOLE ENTIRE HEART MELTED I TELL YOU I HAVE NEVER WITNESSED SO MUCH FLUFF ALL MY LIFE I WANTED TO DIVE INTO A PILE OF HUSKY PLUSHIES BUT I COULDN'T BUT I TECHNICALLY COULD BECAUSE THE OWNER OF THE FACTORY WAS MY DAD'S CLIENT AND HE PRACTICALLY TOLD US TO TAKE WHATEVER SOFT TOY WE WANTED AND GOOD LORD THE OPTIONS WERE TOO MANY AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO CHOOSE AND THAT MIGHT JUST HAVE BEEN THE HARDEST CHOICE OF MY LIFE.

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I ended up getting 2 husky plushies, a unicorn-themed soft bag (which is for 3-year-olds, tbh, but do I care?), a soft panda bag (again, for literal 3-year-olds, bUT IT WAS TOO CUTE TO LEAVE BEHIND), two smol pink penguin thingies that have really cute beaks, a cute brown pug plush, a smol and vERY ADORABLE OCTOPUS PLUSHIE, A HUGE WHITE TEDDY BEAR AND FINALLY,

A soft, fur-covered pen.

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Yes I know I bought 2 husky plushes and two penguin ones which are comPLETELY THE SAME BUT I DON'T CARE THEY WERE SO CUTE I WANTED TWO.

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Help me name my husky plushies I'm stuck between Roosevelt and Charles Dickinson.

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no, I'm just kidding I won't actually name him those (yes, my husky plUSH IS A HE)

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WHAT DO I NAME HIM.

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Oh, while you're at it, suggest names for the pink penguin too, please. And just in case you're wondering, Penguin-chan is a female.

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god, I need to stop ranting about soft toys I'm supposed to be an adult.

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um, I can't come up with funny stuff today, but here's a serotonin boost instead-

um, I can't come up with funny stuff today, but here's a serotonin boost instead-

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mY STASH :D

have a closer look aT THOSE HUSKIES (i'mnotananimalexpert,soiftheyaren'thuskies,thinkofthemascutedogs)

have a closer look aT THOSE HUSKIES (i'mnotananimalexpert,soiftheyaren'thuskies,thinkofthemascutedogs)

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And Penguin-chan (s) too-

And Penguin-chan (s) too-

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I can now die happy.

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Some more kwami shenanigans because y'all seemed to like em.

This is new kwamis meeting old ones, while the concept of a kwami was still being explored.

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Barkk: So, you guys are 'kwamis'? Like, actual, 100% kwamis? I've heard weird things about you guys.

Tikki: Of course we are, aren't we, guys?

Wayzz: What's a kwami?

Plagg: can you eat it?

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Do not eat kwamis, kids.

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