I'm currently in a very weird physical state because I'm on the toilet, and I can't access drinking water, but I need drinking water because I won't stop hiccupping and I need to stop hiccupping because it's annoying and what's even weirder is that I (who had just had dinner), burped mid-hiccup and it feels quite.
enlightening.
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Update: I got water.
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Literally why do you guys even read this.
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Marinette when the person she's liked for 9 months says that he likes her back and that they kissed at the museum once because she very coincidentally thought that a wax statue smelled like him but now she doesn't like him anymore and instead likes the guy she's been reflecting for 9 months and thought they'd easily get together BUT HE TELLS HER HE DOESN'T LIKE HER ANYMORE and that he likes a girl who's been liking him for 9 months now:
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I'm slowly going insane.
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Yes, even more than I originally was.
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The thing with my daily updates is, I'm just as surprised about my content as you guys are. If you were to tell Pearl who woke up today (at 1pm) that she'd be writing about burccups (burp + hiccup) on the toilet, she'd never would have seen it coming either.