Miraculous Incorrect Quotes 2

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Yes, I know it's a late update, but considering the fact that I'm writing this on a train with almost no wifi, it's gonna be a miracle even if this gets published today-

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Since my resources are now confined only to a phone, and I don't have any ideas, here's a chapter that'll go down in history for being one of the most cringiest and embarrassing pieces of shit in the universe.

I'm gonna cry writing this.

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Here's me listing down and responding to my past usernames.

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My first username on wattpad was this:

wattpaduserpearl

...what the fuck was wrong with me.

Next one-

Absolute pain in the ass to type, I don't know what possessed me to keep this as a username.

XoXo_FanGirling_

Why.

Just.

Why.

Anyways, that was my reading phase.

When I decided I'd start writing an mlb fic, I changed my name to:

miraculousladybugfan2005

Someone kill me.

If any of you guys were around since the time I kept these, you've seriously been there from the start, and I respect you for putting up with this disaster you guys call Pearl.

Moving on,

MiraculousHorizon

Lemme explain.

I was studying for a physics exam.

The chapter was called refraction of light.

It had this one part where it showed us who horizons and mirages occur.

And because MiraculousMirage sounds stupid, I went with the other option, which sounded stupider bUT I WAS TOO DUMB TO REALIZE IT AHAHAH.

IF I HAD TO GIVE ONE ADVICE TO MY PAST SELF?

PLEASE JUST STOP, THAT'S CRINGE.

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These names lasted like, two months (?) until I named myself Miraculously_Lazy and the name sorta just stuck, so it wouldn't be a surprise if you didn't know them-

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I legitimately cringed writing this.

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I think I gotta name this chapter, so here:

No one cares.

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Sorry for this, imma get back to posting a proper chapter from tomorrow, miss girl got a state to cross✌🏼

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Computer: Please enter a password.

Chat: *types in 'Ladybug'*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

Chat: how fucking DARE YOU-