Today.
Today, my sister made me a mug cake.
Well, she made both of us a mug cake.
And I'm.
I'm crying.
Like.
Literally.
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I'm usually good at photography. Especially food photography. But I couldn't even take a cinematic cake shot even if I tried.
And believe me, I tried.
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What is this.
wHAT IS THIS.
It looks like boiled kidney beans with low self-esteem.
It looks like someone shat this out.
This looks like a magnum ice cream gone tERRIBLY wrong.
What is this.
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My sister had the sheer fucking audacity to say, "...it tastes good, I promise."
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"it's edible, at least."
-the little fucker.
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I don't even mind this, hear me out, I would have had nO PROBLEM WITH THIS, BUT LOOK AT THE WAY HERS TURNED OUT.
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Sure, this still looks like wolverine went absolute apeshit on this bUT ATLEAST IT LOOKS LIKE A CAKE.
NOT A HALF-DIGESTED DONUT???
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here's a comparison.
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I hate everything.
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If my sister's reading this, fUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK.
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Chat: did you see my underwear?
Ladybug: no?
Chat: did you want to???
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the next day, no one questions why Chat's hanging upside down from the underwear rack.
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