Okay, I know I left the previous oneshot off on a cliffhanger, and it's only going to get rougher from there, so I decided that I would update this funny chapter to put everyone at ease before the worst happens. So, I give you; RevFalls Incorrect Quotes.
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Paz: Dipper and I are dating.
RevFalls Gang including Dipper: *gasps in shock*
Paz: Dipper, why are you shocked?
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Mabel: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for who they are inside
Dipper: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies
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Genie: Are you sure you want your last wish to be punching Dipper and Mabel's father in the face for the third time?
Scarlett: *rolling up sleeves and reeling back* Abso-fuckin-lutely
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Mabel: I like a woman that's environmentally aware
Scarlett: *points* that's a cloud
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Dipper: we need code names for each other
Paz: Right
Dipper: great, how does 'boyfriend' and 'girlfriend' sound?
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Paz: Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Gideon: Mabel told me to satanise the house!
Paz: she said 'sanitise'
Gideon: ...
Gideon: Oh
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Dipper: And how do you think you're going to stop me?
Mabel: I'll tell Paz
Dipper:
Dipper: you sick bastard
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Mabel: We need a plan of attack!
Scarlett: I have a plan; attack.
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Scarlett: what's up?
Dipper: not my self esteem
Scarlett: that's a mood if I ever saw one
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Candy: I know we've always had this unspoken rivalry
Paz: it's not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me. And it's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.
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Mabel: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something.
Gideon: you left me in a Walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago
Mabel: I did that on purpose, try again.
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Dipper, drunk: Love is cheap. . .but this booze is cheaper.
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Reverse Dipcifica Oneshots
FanfictionI figured since I'm good at writing Reverse Dipcifica stories, maybe I'll be good at this? I don't know but I'll try! I need requests though Started: August 26 2016 Ended: N/A