Reverse Dipcifica Oneshots

First Kiss

"Do you ever wonder what it's like to kiss me?" Dipper was leaning on the counter of the Mystery Shack Gift shop trying to have a conversation with an uninterested blonde.

Pacifica put down the magazine she was currently reading, well just skimming over, and frowned. "No, I never wonder that." Of course Gleeful would say something like that!

"I'll bet you do." He said giving her a lopsided smirk.

"Why on earth, would I think that?" She raised an eyebrow.

"Because you love me." He replied.

"No way! I don't love you." Pacifica shouted.

"Fine," he muttered, "you like me."

"I don't like you in any way." She explained, hoping that he'd leave her alone.

"The more you deny it," he said, "the more obvious it is."

"Shut up, Gleeful!" Pacifica exclaimed, looking around to see customers giving her weird looks.

"Aw come on, Pazzie, don't be like this." He used a nickname that Pacifica hated.

"Don't call me that, Gleeful." She warned.

"Why not?" He asked.

"Because I don't like it." Pacifica said. "That's the only reason why."

"Hmm. . .alright sweetheart." He replied.

"Don't call me that either!" She shouted, feeling embarrassed.

"Alright alright, I won't." He sighed. Perhaps I won't.

"Thank you," she said, sarcastically.

"Well I am a gentleman." He remarked.

"If you were a gentleman, you'd leave me alone before-" Pacifica was interrupted by a pair of lips shushing her by kissing her. She blinked in surprise, and moved away from him. "Ew! Why'd you kiss me?!"

"It was in the heat of the moment." He shrugged.

"That was my first kiss!" She exclaimed. "I can't have it back!"

"You know what? I don't want your kiss! Here, you can have it back." he kissed her again and she moved away.

"Well, I don't want your kiss!" She shouted. "So take it back!" She kissed him and then frowned at him.

"I don't want it!" He frowned and then kissed her, and she actually kissed him back, before realizing what she was doing. She backed away from him, and frowned. "What?" He asked.

"You did that on purpose!" She exclaimed.

"No, I just knew you would kiss me back." He replied, with the usual smirk on his face.

Pacifica kept the frown on her face and Dipper chuckled. "You played me!" She said.

He shrugged. "You should know better than to kiss strange guys like me."

"Go away." She huffed.

"See you around, Pazzie." He threw the remark over his shoulder as he walked out of the Mystery Shack.

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Was it good? I hope so! I have today off so yay! I can type oneshots but today is also Veterans Day! Thank you Veterans for protecting out country for nothing in return!