Reverse Dipcifica Oneshots

She Was There

Requested by @kanna_kurrosawa hope all of you enjoy!

Pacifica's phone rang suddenly, making her jump. She looked at the caller and smiled slightly. It was Dipper. Although they had their ups and downs, he always came through. "Hey Dipper." She said, as she answered.

"Pazzie." Dipper whined, and his voice sounded hoarse.

Pacifica blinked in confusion, what happened. "Dipper? You alright?"

"I'm sick! Thank you very much." He sighed loudly, and very dramatically.

She rolled her eyes. "How was I supposed to know that it could get you sick?" Even though she couldn't see him, she could tell that he was shrugging. "What do you need?"

The other end of the phone was quiet for a second. "I need soup."  He finally said.

It took Pacifica a minute to realize what he said. "Soup?" She repeated.

"Yeah!" He whined.

"Can't you just.....make some appear by using your amulet?" She asked, sighing.

The line was silent for another minute. "No!" He sounded extremely tired and sick. "I want to see you Pazzie. Is that bad?"

She sighed, "no, I guess not."

"So you're coming to see me?" He said, sounding perkier?

"Dipper! It's four in the morning!" Pacifica groaned. "I'm not leaving my house so I can bring you soup at four!"

"But Pazzie....." He sighed.

"Why didn't you ask Mabel to do that?" She asked, rubbing her eyelids.

He scoffed. "I did."

"Really? What'd she say?" She asked, putting on a pair of flip flops.

"........" He sighed. "I didn't ask her because my family deserted me! They're gone, Pazzie! Gone!" And he was back to being dramatic again.

"Do you want your soup or not?" Pacifica finally asked.

"No, I've only been asking for it, for five minutes." He said, sarcastically.

"I'll take that as a yes." Pacifica finally claimed. "I'll be over in thirty minutes."

"That's too long!" He sounded frustrated, just like a child.

"I have to get the soup, and then drive to your house. That's pretty quick to me." She said, as she grabbed her keys out of the bowl. She opened the front door, phone in hand still listening to Dipper complain. "Look, I'm on my way so please shush."

"Don't hang up!"

"I'm supposed to drive! I can't focus with your voice in my head." She explained.

"Then put me on speaker and listen!"

"Fine, God you're such a demanding child." She sighed, feeling the drowsiness start to take over.

"I am no such thing."

Pacifica laughed quietly. "Sure Dipper. Sure."

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"...so then I called you." Dipper had been talking non-stop ever since Pacifica answered her phone, which now she realized was a mistake.

"Wow, you've had an interesting four hours." Pacifica rolled her eyes. She was used to him talking, but not at four in the morning. She had picked up the soup already, and was on her way to the Gleeful Manor, where she knew Dipper would be waiting.