No Florida, a spider biting you doesn't give you super powers. An alligator biting you wouldn't give you powers ether
No Florida, your not allowed to hunt Bigfoot- it doesn't matter if Washington wants you to go he's not allowed to do it ether!
FOR THE LAST TIME DISNEY IS FICTION-
*s i g h* no your not allowed to make a gator robot wings- how would you even do that in the first place??
Your not allowed to cook. What do you mean why, you burnt water! W A T E R-
Your not allowed to put a baby gator in a dachshund race. It's called a dachshund race, not a gator race, and last time you did Oregon's dog was eaten, and you STILL owe them an apology
*sigh* ok fine. If you stop trying and asking to get a gator in the house you can have a pet rat. Deal?
No, Makeup isn't food
Soap isn't ether
And even if it looks like it body scrub and body butter isn't- I know it has butter in the name but it isn't eatable-
please stop cutting the table and chair legs besides your shorter so your the tallest or Atleast as tall as Texas. No one likes it- and no getting other short stares in on the plan, we don't need a hight war
Just because someone says their as hungry as a horse doesn't mean you should feed them apples and oats.
Stop trying to start arguments over doors and wheels, milk before and after cereal, how to pronounce Caramel- you know what? Just don't start arguments every other day please?
The Pacific Ocean is just an ocean, it can't hurt you
*deep breath in. Deep breath out* Florida- please understand that shooting a natural disaster won't make it go away-
No you can't- wait- actually you can get a trampoline. How much trouble could you cause with one?
*two hours and many trampolines later*
NO ONE IS ALLOWED OUTSIDE, FLORIDA SURROUNDED THE HOUSE WITH TRAMPOLINES AND DROPPED SNAKES ONTO THEM
(Tw: mentions of death)
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.......you didn't see what Gov did to the Bachlorette and contestant ok? It was all a bad dream, your tired, you didn't get much sleep for the past few days. It was only a dream... right...?
Oh look, Gov got you a present! He doesn't useually give out presents and theres weird dots on his suit, but it's a gift and you shouldn't question it. Oh look! He got your rat two new rat friends! How nice is that?
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