Sorry for doing a bunch of incorrect quotes recently. I think the 100th chapter is done, I'll post it eventually.
North Dakota, humming to himself: the snack that smiles back-
South Dakota: toothpaste!
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Portico: your putting Canada in the show but you won't put me in it? She's not even a territory!
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(Before DC found what would've been Hawaii's room)
Virginia: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
DC: IM ALREADY IN MY ROOM! *flops on couch*
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Virginia: this was a 100% successful trip.
Alabama: we lost West.
Virginia: this was a 100% successful trip.
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California, in court:In my defense, your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law.
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Oregon: dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.
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Police: you have the right to remain silent-
Florida: I choose to waive that right! *screams* AAAAAA!
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Gov: have you ever honked a horn before?
Florida: never honked your horn before.
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(Right before the states got kicked out of a Chucky Cheese)
Person: you guys are crazy!
Oregon: crazy? I was crazy one. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
West states join in: crazy? I was crazy one. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
All states: crazy? I was crazy once-
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Nevada: somethings wrong with my legs! When I go like this *takes a step*, and I go like that *takes another step*, I end up at the liquor store!
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Washington: get in looser, we're going shopping.
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Kansas: I don't know doc, looking back I think it may have been real butter.
Doctor: your friend murdered three children.
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(A scene taken out of a show I'm doing. Might be a little boring but I like it.
Set during the Prohibition, the states are having a party)
California, high: We'll have to use code words. For instance if someone asks for a class of ice water, they mean they want a glass of vodka. Have you got that?
Oregon: Yep.
California: are you sure? Maybe you should write that down-
Oregon: I understand, ice water is vodka.
California: ...what's ice water?
Oregon: vodka.
California: ice water?
Oregon: vodka
California: ice-
Oregon: Vodka.
California: I'm glad that's settled then. One less thing to do. Hey Oregon, can you get me a glass of ice water please? *wanting actual ice water*
Oregon: your ice water *gives him a glass of vodka*
California: *starts to drink it then spits it on Oregon*
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