Life in the State House

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(But the chapter name is sung the same way 'life in the dream house' from that one Barbie series is sung

Idk geography- I think I got about 17 right-)

California has a pet snail.
No their name isn't Turbo.
It's Gary.

Sometimes states buy insults from the Northeast when they can't come up with any good ones themselves.

There is a petition the states made to replace all the chairs in the meeting room for spinny chairs. So far 36 of them signed it but Gov hasn't acknowledged it.

The Small World ride scares Florida, no one knows why.

Oregon doesn't like toast.
Oregon loves toast.

Ok seriously guys why's there a child? How'd they even find the house??
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WHO KIDNAPPED THE CHILD???

Surprisingly Kansas can be trusted with a knife- mostly because he's the only one who can take a knife away from Florida or a lighter from Cal. (He's intimidating)

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OK FINE THE CHILD CAN STAY-

And that's how Gov adopted a human child. The downside to being an immortal being based on a Stare Government made by people a long time ago is how time flies the older you are and the kid is already going off to collage

Goodbye child, you will be missed. (Florida is crying in the corner while the Collage Crew states + Gov help them pack and move out. Even Hawaii was there! Hawaii was the cool aunt)

Oregon helped the Southern states make a YouTube channel about gardening tips after they complained about how Oregon was planting a potato.

Florida dragged California around California when he was visiting and they almost got hit so many times, and California had so much anxiety because of that his therapist needs a raise

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