Yes I am ignoring that there was an incorrect quotes at the beginning of the book and will continue to keep counting
Oregon: Christ on a stick, I guess there is a god.
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Florida: I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it! :D
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Senator: YOU CANNOT DENY YOU CONSTANTLY CAUSE CHAOS, WHEN YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO BE BERE, ALMOST EVERY WEEK!
Florida: YOU CANNOT DENY THESE NUTS!
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The Government whenever it goes to paying the States: in terms of money, we have no money.
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Oregon: this bag is so cute, how much did you get it for?
Washington: oh I stole it.
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American Doctor: he seems to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery. What insurance provider do you have?
Newfoundland: the fucks insurance?!
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California: do I even weigh anything to you?
Texas: no. It's like holding a couple of grapes.
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California: Every friend group has!
I will win the knife fight by bringing more knives. (Louisiana)
I will win the knife fight by bringing a large gun. (Texas)
I will win the knife fight with my bare hands and my bare hands alone. (Florida)
I will win the knife fight by simply stopping the knife fight from happening. (Gov)
And: I am just here to watch whatever happens next. (New York)
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Florida: twilight sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship.
Greg: please... I just wanna see my family again...
Florida: IM NOT DONE! And rainbow dash was the "sport girl".
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New York: I like Eminem.
Florida: I prefer skittles.
New York: *sigh* no, like the wrapper.
Florida: Why would you eat the wrapper?!
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California: have you ever tried pinecone jam?
Texas: have you ever tried barbecue hammers?
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Gov: Ah, the only thing better then a third cup of coffee, a fourth cup of coffee.
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