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...let me understand- you two decided to sneak into Alabama's lab go get the spiders he was experimenting on so you could get bit and turn into spiderman?
I'm not surprised you would do that Florida but you California? Your smarter then this...

I just realized that sence I made Peta a personification I guess other organizations would be people too-
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So NASA has a pet beagle named Snoopy

California- why did you make a cult around the wall cheese? And how'd you get literally everyone, even Alaska, to join??
I don't care if it's a joke, how'd you get everyone to agree on something?

For the last time- We're not watching the Paw Patrol movie for movie night!

Everyone is scared by the ammount of Starbucks California drinks. He's always seen with a cup, 4+ diffrent drinks or sizes dayly, and he adds way you many sugar packets-
Washington is concerned
Cal also chews on uncooked pasta noodles sometimes. Everyone is horrified

You'd think people would be scared of one of the chaotic or southern states, but no, Hawaii is the most terrifying. You haven't seen anything until you see what she does to tourists who mistreat the island or it's locals.

Florida doesn't know how to open a lick of he has the code, but he can pick any lock in seconds. That fact scares everyone.

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