Florida's Oregon Trail

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Made this during rehearsal- ignore any misspellings or worse grammar then usual- I'm doing this all on my phone and the buttons are so small-

Florida plays the Oregon trail

The victims he used:
Himself, Kansas, Louisiana, Virginia, and West

In classic Florida Fashion he bought 60 Coffees, 35 Beers, and 11 Newspapers, because why not?

They where mistaken for someone else and did Wine Tasting

West's Phone is dying

They beat someone at a truck stop in an arm wrestle and got 50$

They bought 60 loaves of day old bread even though the store was selling fresh bread.

West's phone died

Kansas is having a caffeine withdrawal
...
We gave him coffee two stops later

Got lost trying a shortcut and lost 7 hours

Florida went Skiing and crashed into everything possible

They spend the rest of their money on two phone chargers.

Virginia is in a food coma

Florida is getting on Louisiana's nerves

Virginia died

Louisiana has died

We stopped for a hike

Ducks stole the beer-

West is back-seat driving-
Scarily enough Florida is the driver

Florida yelled at West

We got a flat tire and fixed it

West has hurt feelings

Florida for  fined 260$ for checking his phone while driving. We still don't have any money

We missed our exit and got lost

Florida apologized to West

We went hunting, then got fined 250$ for hunting without a license

Kansas drank too much Coffee

We went to a ghost town, lost a duel to the ghost, and had to give it 50$

Now we have -560$

The car broke down two times in a row

We saw Bigfoot but couldn't get a picture

Dueled another ghost, lost another 50.
And dueled again, and lost again.
So then we did the only logical thing and lost another duel.
We now have -710$.

Kansas is tired of Florida's music

Kansas died

West is drinking too much Kombucha even though we never bought any Kombucha-
We literally baught everything at the first store besides that- and no other store had it-
Who did they steal it from?????

We ran out of gas and had to use one of our gas cans

Beavers stole all our meat-
again, something we didn't buy-

West died

Florida is exhausted

Florida lost a ice skating competition

Against better judgement, we gave Florida coffee

Florida lost another Skating contest

Florida went snowshoeing

Florida built a Snow Wizard with definitely balanced stats

They left their life to find a better place for their snow people

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They left their life to find a better place for their snow people

Beavers stole the day old bread. 59 loaves-
They left one though.

We also have 10$ surprisingly

Fixed another flat tire. Now where out of spares

Went Cross Country Skiing

Florida laughed at this

The car had a loose cable

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The car had a loose cable

Florida drank too much coffee

Now we have 20$ surprisingly, and used it to buy long underwear

Florida caught a fish and ate it

Went into a ghost town and lost another duel and another 50$

Florida is exhausted

We didn't give Florida coffee

We tried to pump our own gas and got yelled at

Florida died.

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