That Badass Couple (ERERI)

44.

Levi's POV

Eren opened the car door up smelling like sweat as usual. I rolled my eyes sligthly as he put his bag in front of him. He turned to me and kissed me softly.'

I kissed him back, smiling just slightly before saying, "You smell like shit."

"Aw thanks Levi." He rolled his eyes at me and kissed my cheek.

I gushed sligthly before driving off.

"So when is our date, Eren?" I asked calmly.

"Tomorrow, it's a mini day since it's the brain break day. I'm gonna ask my mom if I can, then I'll pick you up."

"With what car?" I smirked.

"Faye's." He rolled his eyes at me.

I laughed slightly before saying, "Alright then, tomorrow it is."

"Great! I'm gonna steal some money too. I'm a little broke."

"Eren!" I slapped his arm at a red light. "You can't do that. I'll pay, I don't care, I just want to be around you. I don't want you to get in trouble."

"I'm not." He smiled at me.

"You are."

"I'm paying, I'll figure a way out before tomorrow."

I sighed. "Just don't steal."

"I won't cutie."

-

After dropping him off home, I took myself home, changed my clothes, ate some leftovers and sat on my bed.

Eren was casually facetiming me as he ate his meal in his room. "Mom and dad went out for a date so I get to eat in here." He said calmly.

"Ooh a date." I smirked at Eren. "Think they are gonna have sex at night when you're asleep?"

As he was chewing he stopped. "That's not funny."

"Yeah well." I laughed. "That's what happens after parents go on dates."

"Then maybe me and you should be parents and go on a date." He spoke as he averted his eyes and finished chewing.

I had stopped my movement and blushed intensely. "Eren! That's so inappropriate." He laughed and I rolled my eyes. "Just wait till I slap your face tomorrow."

"Yeah if you can remember old man." He rolled his eyes at me. I folded my arms and glared at him through the screen.

He finished his meal, I don't even know what he was eating at this point, it was a mixture. "Gosh that meal was horrific." He laughed.

"What was it anyway?" I asked, knowing that Faye had made it.

"It was like.. Creamy white soup..." He mumbled. "Made me think of my nut I busted awhile ago."

I had gasped at his words. "EREN!" I covered my face, hiding my blush.

"What?! It's the truth." He laughed again.

I sighed before folding my arms. I honestly can't say I don't jack off much, I really do.

A lot.

I think about Eren and he gets me so horny without even knowing it.

I love feeling close to the edge while moaning Eren's name. I know, TMI, but hey... Who cares at this point.

I wonder how many times Eren does it in a day... Maybe two times? Three times...? Maybe he does it in the morning, when he gets home, and when he falls asl-

"Levi~ What are you thinking about cutie?" Eren's voice rang out to me.

I blushed as I met his dark green eyes that seemed like he knew what was going on in my mind.

"Nothing.." I mumbled.

"Tell me." He smirked at me.

I sighed, already knowing he wouldn't stop asking until I told him. Trust me, I know by heart.

"I was just thinking about how many times you cum... In a day."

He smirked even wider. "And why are you wondering about it?"

"I don't know!" I mumbled and looked away sligthly before looking at him.

"Well Levi... I'd say roughly about four times a day. It depends on how good my day was."

I rolled my eyes. "How can a young adult have so much cum still in him."

"I don't know, perhaphs you should come and find out." He smirked at me.

I blushed, remembering what happened on my couch a month ago. I kinda do want to try again... And this time... Maybe even taste him... I want to swallow all of his load.

I shake my head at him before saying, "Stupid..."

"So how many times do you usually cum a day?"

"Only one time a day. And it's always at night." I said calmly. "I can't believe we're talking about this though."

He rolled his eyes and moved his bowl out of his lap and put it onto his dresser. "You know Levi, I don't want to put pressure, but I definitely want to know if your bigger than me."

I rolled my eyes. "Wanna see?" I teased.

"Fuck yeah!" He smiled.

"I was just joking." I giggled at his frown he put on. "But seriously, it's uh... Definitely not bigger than yours. Mines is..." I look down at my pants. "It's thick, pale, pink head, and it's roughly 6 inches."

He laughed and I immediately glared at him. "You used that dick to fuck bitches?"

"It's not about the size! It's thick so it's makes them feel good. And honestly, thinking about that grossed me out! I don't want to think about what I use to do." I rolled my eyes.

"Same." He mumbled then smiled, "I want to think about me and you."

I blushed before shaking my head. "Do you actually want to see my..."

"Pink head? Yeah!" He smirked.

I rolled my eyes.

"Fine." I stood up and pushed the chair away, I gently grabbed onto my pants line. Eren was watching intensely and I blushed.

"Are you teasing me again?"

"N-No..." I blushed.

His eyes got darker and I had almost lost it right then and there. Fuck...