The Boys Preferences, Imagines

You Randomly Bring Home An Animal

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Reekid: You brought home a pregnant turtle. "tOrTlE." "tOrTlE."

Mully: YOU BROUGHT HOME A GOD DAMN BLACK BEAR. LIKE WHAT THE HELL HOW. "What the fuck, Y/n." "It invited itself inside. And I fed it. It's mine now." "Y/n, we are not keeping the fucking bear." "Then pack your shit and get out, William."

Josh: You brought home a raccoon. "Why is there a fucking raccoon having a bubble bath in our master bathroom?" "He's our new son." "Goddamnit, Y/n."

Juicy: Your brought home a baby moose. A FUCKING MOOSE. "Is that a fuckin reindeer?" "Yeah. His name is Rudolf." "Sick."

Narrator: You brought home a fucking possum. "Y/n have you seen my-- What the hell?" He found it funny as hell.

Eddie: You brought home a three legged tabby kitten. It was left behind in its litter because it was born without his front left paw. "Eddie.... I have a surprise for you..." "Oh my, God... What happened to it?" "It was born that way." "Aww I love it... Thank you!"

Smashing: You brought home an owl. How? I don't fucking know. "Oh my God, Y/n, what the fuck." Smashing loved it.