The Boys Preferences, Imagines

Fat Funny Friend (Mully Angst)

(Literally my theme song)
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All of Mully's point of view:
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I break the ice.

So you don't see my size.

And I have to be nice.

Or I'll be the next punch line...

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I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies who only exists to continue the story.

Gabby gets Eddie while I'm standing off camera so I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief.

Can't be too loud.
("SHUT UP, MULLY!")
Can't be too busy.
("Oh look who finally decided to make it to the video.")

If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?

Can't be too proud.

Can't think I'm pretty.
("Mully, you fat fuckin' retard!")

Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly?

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I say I'm okay.
("Yo, you good, Mulls?")
Because they wouldn't care anyway.

And I could try to explain...
But my effort's in vain.

They can't relate to how I've...

Drawn out in sharpie where I'd take the scissors,

If that's what it took for me to look in the mirror,

I've done every diet to make me look thinner,

So why do I still feel so

G O D   D A M N   I N F E R I O R ?

Can't be too loud!

Can't be too busy!

If I don't answer now are they still gonna need me!?

Can't be too proud!

Can't think I'm pretty!

Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly!?

Life of the fat funny friend.
Life of the fat funny friend.

It's funny when I think someone likes me!

It's funny when I'm the one who says "Let's go to eat!"

It's funny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween!

Dresses and thigh highs!

While I hide my body!

Can't be too loud...
Can't be too busy...
If I don't answer now are they still gonna miss me?

Can't be too proud!
Can't think I'm pretty!
Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly!?

Life of the fat funny friend.
Life of the fat funny friend.
Life of the fat funny friend.
Life of the fat funny friend.
Life of the fat funny friend.

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I've drawn out in sharpie where I'd take the scissors...