Zane Dupain-Cheng Is The Older Adopted Brother Of Marinette Dupain Cheng. At the same time that she becomes Ladybug he becomes a power ranger the red one to be exact. And well Zane's not a dumbass so he pieces together that adrien is cat noir and ma...
Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont. Zane and Marinette's class are making a movie.
Adrien: Agent Smith, it's too dangerous! We must evacuate!
Mylène: You're suggesting we run, Officer Jones? After it devoured my family, my friends, even my beloved dog, Sniffles?
Ziggy barks.
Zane: Not you boy.
Myléne: Never! I won't run! I no longer fear it, I'm going to face it, then I'll- (Ivan looms over her in a monster costume) Waaaaah!
Nino: Cut!
Mylène hides under the desk, scared.
Ivan: Sorry Mylène.
He takes off his monster mask.
Nino: Mylène! That's like, the tenth take, and we're only on the first scene!
Alix: Fourteenth actually. But who's counting.
Nino: Ughhh...
Mylène: I'm... sorry. I'm gonna do better on the next take, I promise.
Rose: Anyone want some tea?
Zane: I'm down.
Nino: You're playing a hero from the special forces. You're not supposed to get all freaked out!
Mylène: I know, but... that monster mask he's wearing is so... realistic and scary!
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HOW...HOw...How...how?!
Ivan: Just big ol' me, Mylène. Nothing to be scared of!
Chloé: You ask me, he doesn't even need a mask! (she and Sabrina laugh)
Marinette: What a bratty snob!
Nino: Ivan, put the mask back on, you're playing the monster! And Mylène, we need you to stay in character!
Ivan puts the monster mask on, causing Mylène to get scared.
Bruh..........grow some balls...oh wait your a girl...grow some hair...
Mylène: I need to sing my happy song, it always makes me feel better... (singing) Smelly wolf, smelly wolf, stinky breath and slimy--(bumps into Adrien) Ahh!
Chloé: And the Oscar for best pathetic scaredy-cat afraid of its own shadow goes to... Mylène! (laughs)
Ehhhhhhhh...kinda with Chloe on this one...
Adrien: Chloé, seriously?
Chloé: Yeah, so what?
Mylène runs away, crying.
Marinette: Mylène! Anyone gonna go after her?
Zane: Ivan you beating doonies, having Intercourse, engaging in Congress, Fornicating, Sleeping with, Coitus, Screwing, Copulate, Do it?, Get laid, Relations, Sex act, ABC sex, Act of Darkness, Bumping uglies, doing the Dirty Getting It On, the Green Gown, Horizontal refreshment, Knockin boots, Mating with, Riding St George, Sliming the banana, the devils tango...
