4-5: Psychocomedian

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Scene: Cafeteria. Marinette is eating with Alya, Alix, Mylène, Zeke, Zaria, Rose and Juleka.

Marinette: Seriously, guys, I've tried multiple times, right?

The others: (nodding) Mhm.

Marinette: Of course, in the beginning it was a total disaster.

Scene: Flashback from "The Bubbler". Outside the school.

NO! NO! NO! WE ALREADY DID THIS IN THE UNNECESSARY STORMY WEATHER 2 EPISODE!!!!!!!! WE BARELY GOT STORMY WEATHER TWO IT WAS JUST A BUS LOAD OF FUCKING FLASHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marinette: I can't do it, I can't do it!

Alya: (facepalms and sighs) No, you don't, girl. You've been stalling all morning. Now's the time!

She pushes Marinette over to Adrien and Nino.

Marinette: Aaah! (She stops right in front of Adrien.) Um, haha! Hey!

She waves nervously as she holds her gift behind her back.

Adrien: (sharing a surprised look with Nino) Hey.

Scene: Cafeteria.

The lot of them laugh.

Alya: (placing her hand on Marinette's shoulder) One of your best Marinette moments ever, no doubt.

Marinette: But over time I've gotten better, haven't I?

Zeke: Like that time you were amazing at the Trocadéro?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scene: Flashback from "Gigantitan". Trocadéro.

Marinette sighs, and the girls look at her with annoyance.

Adrien: But we can take you home if you want it.

Marinette's friends are all filled with glee again.

Rose: Whew...

Juleka: All right!

Marinette: No, it's okay! I'll take a coleslaw home. Thanks!

Marinette's friends become annoyed at her once more.

Adrien: Okay... Enjoy your meal, then. (gets in the car) See you at school tomorrow!

He closes the car door, and the car drives off.

Scene: Cafeteria.

The girls laugh again. Marinette lands her hand on the table with shame, causing her small plate and glass cup to fall over, which Alya and Mylène catch quickly respectively.

Marinette: Fine. So I've made zero progress.

Zaria: That's not true, Marinette. Today, you and Adrien are friends! That's progress.

FFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKK!!!!!!

Scene: Flashback from "The Puppeteer 2". Inside the Agreste car.

Adrien: Is that true? We're still friends, you and me?

Marinette: Of course! But to be safe, maybe we should stop playing pranks on each other.

Adrien: (laughs) I know. I'm not good with jokes. The girl I'm in love with doesn't like them either.

Marinette: The girl that you- you're... (turns away from Adrien, heartbroken) ...you're in love with?

Scene: Cafeteria.

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