Scene: Place des Vosges. Ella and Etta Césaire are playing soccer, while Marinette, Zane and Alya are rapping.
Alya: (rapping) Alya's on the line, I rise and shine When I pick up the mic like this game is mine Fake MC's can't catch my flow. 'Cause I whip up the beat with each word I throw!
Alya hands Marinette her phone.
Marinette: (rapping) Eh– The name's Marinette, I bake chouquettes, I love drawing and... sewing blankets? Uh... (giggles)
Alya: C'mon, c'mon!
Marinette: Uhhhh...
App: (Laughs) Fifty words?! You flow so low, you need a shovel to dig it! Zane you try...
Zane: Ight...they talk to me weak like I'm bad at it, my flow is to dope it got additives, I hop on the beat they be stomping they feet cause z to clean with the adjectives.
OOH!!!
Zane: Everything that I do is spectacular, I talk with a No bullshit vernacular, I hop out the whip like ooh Ah Ah I'm coming for blood I'm Dracula.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
LET HIM COOK!!!!!
Zane: The Haters can't see me got cataract's, they hairline be shaped like a battle axe, I hope they try to walk across some crates and break every vertebrate in their back.
He cooked, he ate and left no crumbs.
Both Alya and Marinette are stunned as they sit down, Chris walks up to them and sits down.
Marinette: Shoot, I'm so bad at this game.
Chris: Hmph.
Alya: What's up? You don't want to play with my sisters anymore?
Chris: I'm not a baby anymore, can I play Freestyle Clash II with you?
Marinette: C'mon Chris, it's a game for big kids! You know that.
Chris: Ugh, that's what you always say!
Marinette spots pigeons formed as a bomb in the sky, she nudges Zane and points to it he sighs.
Marinette: Uh, again?! Alya, can you handle these three on your own? I uh, I just remembered We promised our dad we would try out his new macaron recipe.
Alya: Mmm, sounds yummy! Maybe we could all come over and try it out with you if that's okay?
Marinette: Oh yeah, (Zane nudges her) I mean no! (laughs) Dad's always super shy whenever he tried out a new recipe like, "Oh, what if it doesn't taste good?" (laughs) Okay, catch you later best BFF in the world!
Zane and Marinette run away and facepalms herself. They hide behind a pillar of a nearby building.
Tikki: That macaron recipe excuse wasn't exactly your best one yet, Marinette.
Marinette: I know but I'm running out of excuses. I've needed so many this week. Tikki, spots on!
Scene: Louvre, outside. Cat Noir is looking unimpressed at Mr. Pigeon, who is flying on a flock of pigeons in front of the Louvre.
Mr. Pigeon: Ladybug, Rangers, Cat Noir, if you don't give me your Miraculous, this pigeon-iron will crash down on the Louvre pyramid and give all the tourists inside it perfectly flat socks! Pigeons have a right to culture, too.
S/Mega Red: Nigga what?
I'm alternating between stuff trying to figure out like a final product.
Pigeon noises, Ladybug arrives on the scene.
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Red Light || Miraculous Story
FanfictionZane Dupain-Cheng Is The Older Adopted Brother Of Marinette Dupain Cheng. At the same time that she becomes Ladybug he becomes a power ranger the red one to be exact. And well Zane's not a dumbass so he pieces together that adrien is cat noir and ma...
