Chapter 17~

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I'm in a bad mood and shit

In the middle of fucking class

Whatever I'll just write this ahead of time

--- Jeremy's POV ---

"So on a scale from one to ten, how big is he?" Scott asked, spinning in my office chair. I blushed madly at his question, rolling my eyes.

"W-Why do you wanna know?" I asked.

"So I can write the fanfiction, duh." Scott chuckled.

"I'm not telling you.." I snickered.

"Come on, I'll make sexual noises until you do." Scott smirked.

"Don't you dare." I replied.

"Oh Mikey~! Please put your big cock inside of me~! Mmm~!" Scott mocked me.

I blushed madly, "I-I do not sound like that.." Scott laughed before making a sexual popping noise with his mouth.

"Stop." I blushed even more, hiding my face.

"Fine fine, I'll just estimate to about 6, 7 inches," Scott shrugged.

"Scott..!" I yelled, still blushing.

"Yes Mikey's little boy toy~?" Scott laughed.

"I hope Buddy fucks you until you can't walk for a week." I growled.

"Same."

"What?"

"Huh?"

I smirked, "You know, I could help you with your little Buddy thing, but you keep teasing me about Mike so.."

"I see..." He smirked, "Who's the gambling man now, Jeremy?"

"Still you, which is why I'm waiting for your offer." I chuckled.

"No Mike jokes for a week," he offered. I raised an eyebrow.

"Two weeks." He sighed.

I smirked, "Now that's what I like to hear."

"Whatever. How are you gonna get anything out of him, anyways?" He asked.

"Don't even worry about it, Scott." I assured him.

He rolled his eyes, "This better be worth no Mike jokes for two whole weeks."

"Hey, you've gotta admit I need a break." I shrugged.

"I was going to make a Mike joke but I'll keep it to myself." He smirked slightly. I thought for a minute, processing what he was thinking before blushing lightly.

"I hate you," I rolled my eyes.

-

"I have no idea how to get Buddy and Scott together." I confessed to Mike. I was at his house out of boredom, my head on his lap as he sat on the couch.

"I thought you said-"

"I was faking it," I cut him off, "We had no Mike jokes on the line, and you think I'm gonna pass that up?"

"Guess not," Mike snickered, "Don't worry, you'll think of something." Mike kissed Jeremy's forehead gently.

"I hope so..."

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This feel so short

Sorry

Gotta blast

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