Fifty Shades of Jeremike

Chapter 58~

It's bad when you make a rant about parents not doing their job very well and over 100 kids relate????

also 4.2k votes is equivalent to 4.20k blaze it

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It was now summer, and Mike and Jeremy decided to get a pool in the backyard. It wasn't one of those blow up ones, oh no. Mike insisted on getting the biggest one they had. It was a pain in the ass to get it up, but it was worth it in the end.

"We should get like, 15 floaties." Mike smiled as they walked down the isles on the store.

"You're stupid." Jeremy giggled.

"No, we just have a big pool and I'm looking to take advantage." Mike shrugged.

"It was your idea." Jeremy smirked.

"Exactly, I'm a fucking genius." Mike replied, grabbing at least 6 different pool floats.

"Can we get a water gun?" Jeremy asked.

"No, the water is too cold." Mike rolled his eyes.

"Pleeeease, daddy?" Jeremy pouted.

"Don't call me that in public." Mike whispered.

"What? Daddy?" Jeremy grinned.

"You're a whore." Mike sighed, snickering.

"So are you." The brunette spoke.

"You can get the water gun." Mike gave in, making Jeremy smile and throw the toy into the cart.

"Thank you, daddy." Jeremy teased.

"Go fuck yourself." Mike laughed, hiding his blushing face.

Jeremy changed the subject quickly. "We need a lot more food, so we can get that while we're here-"

"We're fine." Mike insisted.

"We have a box of cereal, Mike. We don't even have milk." Jeremy sighed.

(( *ryan ross sobbing in the background* ))

"Wanna know what's right around the corner?" Mike smiled. "McDonalds."

"McDiabetes." Jeremy chuckled.

"You're not wrong." Mike laughed.

"So we can go check out then, right?" Jeremy asked.

"Actually, I want to see something." Mike smirked deviously, pushing the cart to the other side of the store and stopping in the women's clothing section.

"Why are we-"

"What's your favorite color?" Mike asked.

"Uhm, baby blue." Jeremy replied, uncertain.

"Close your eyes." Mike grinned. Jeremy sighed and covered his eyes with his hands. After a few seconds, Mike was ready.

"Okay, open."

Jeremy opened his eyes, seeing Mike hold up a pair of baby blue lace panties. Jeremy blushed madly, trying to glare at Mike, but not being very intimidating while he was a bright red.

"It's for you~" Mike whispered.

"Fuck you." Jeremy flustered. "H-How do we even know they fit?"

Mike made sure they were alone in the isle before grabbing Jeremy's ass, going to cup his front side as well.

"They seem like they'll fit just fine." Mike smirked.

"You're going to get me hard in the middle of Walmart." Jeremy whisper yelled.

"It wasn't my intention, just inspecting you." Mike playfully slapped his ass. "Unless you wanna walk out of the store with a raging boner?"

"Oh fuck you." Jeremy said once again. Mike laughed and placed the panties in the cart.

"We're actually getting those?" Jeremy blushed.

"Of course. I want you to wear them for me." Mike grinned.

"Oh my god, Mike.." Jeremy covered his face. The two checked out in the self checkout lane to avoid questions. Two grown men buying a bunch of pool supplies and a pair of women's underwear is considered strange to most people. In the car, Jeremy was still bright red.

"You know I don't want to have sex while we're in the process of adopting, right?" Jeremy informed Mike.

"I know, it's just for my own personal pleasure." Mike bit his lip, imaging Jeremy in the underwear.

"You're such a horny bastard." Jeremy remarked.

"Just for you, love." Mike smiled.

When the two got home, Mike was the first to bust out the pool floats.

"Help me blow these up." Mike laid all of the inflatables on the ground in the living room.

"Seriously?" Jeremy chuckled.

"Yes, if I do them all myself I'll probably die from lack of oxygen." Mike began blowing up a ring float.

"Fine." Jeremy sat on the floor and grabbed a floatie, inflating it with air.

It took the two males an hour before they were done. And although they were exhausted, they still wanted to get in the pool.

After changing into swim trunks, Jeremy slowly stepped down the ladder into the cold water, shivering. "Fuck, that's cold."

"Watch out." Mike warned.

"Why?" Jeremy questioned.

"I'm jumping in." Mike smiled.

"You're gonna get another head injury." Jeremy sighed.

"Fuck you, I've got this." Mike laughed. Mike ran towards the pool, jumping in and hitting the water head first, coming up and raising his arms in victory.

"You could've warned me about how cold it was, god damn.." Mike panted.

"Oops." Jeremy giggled.

The two swam in the pool for what seemed like hours. When the sun started setting, they began to relax a bit. Sharing a floatie, Jeremy in Mike's lap, they looked up at the sky together. Jeremy yawned, nuzzling into Mike's exposed chest.

"Tired?" Mike ran his fingers through Jeremy's brown curls.

"Just a little." Jeremy lied.

"Come on, let's get out. I'll get you a warm towel." Mike smiled. Jeremy nodded. The taller male picked Jeremy up, carrying him to the ladder so that he didn't get even more soaked than he already was.

Once inside, Mike gave Jeremy a towel and put his pajamas in the dryer so that they'd be warm. Mike only changed into his pajama pants, not bothering to find a shirt. He put his arm around Jeremy, who was on the couch. He kissed his husbands head, smiling a bit.

"I love you." Mike whispered.

"I love you, too." Jeremy responded, hugging Mike's warm chest and feeling sleep consume him.

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