Lol, my friend said this at lunch and I died.

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"Damn it tom! Harder!" "I'm trying!!" Ur face goes bright red as you listen to Tom and tord, as their in the bathroom. U kick the door in, yelling. "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?!?!?!?" Tom and tore look up. "We're trying to build a bed frame for edd, but jaovah's won't put the nail deeper." Tord said. "I said I'm trying! This hammers kinda hard to use!!!" Tom yells. You awkwardly walk out and close the door. (Get ur mind out the gutters.)

(I FUKKING DIED. XD)
Shout out to therealguyfierri101. It was hilarious. And I couldn't stop laughing when I thought about it at home. I just started randomly laughing, and my bro's like, "what's so funny?" And I'm sitting there, dieing.

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