Dhmis one-shots

Royquest (Shit post)

Manny: *knocks on Roy's bedroom door* Daaad! You in there, buddy? Hmmm he must still be busy with some

Alone time

Welp guess I'll just stand here and vandalize the front of his door while I wait

Robin: *hears sounds of spray cans* Manny, what are you doing!?!

Manny: Oh hiya Robin! Just drawing dicks on my dad's bedroom door until he comes out! Haha!

Robin: Manny, Roy has been missing for MONTHS! HE ISN'T COMING BACK!

Manny: No...No Dad?...

Robin: Oh dear jesus

Manny: *inhales* DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! *He yells so loudly, the entire town can hear him*

(Meanwhile)

Lady: What is it, Johnson?

Johnson: I don't know. I feel...a disturbance.

(Back to Robin and Manny)

Robin: MANNY! We go over this EVERY MORNING!

Manny: But ROBIN

Who's gonna shave that hard-to-reach spot on my ass?

Who's gonna pretend their a bitch with down syndrome with me!?

WHO'S GONNA FEED ME MY BEDTIME PICKLE MILK!?!

Robin: Huh. Well, you know, you bring up some pretty enticing points there.

Manny: I know! Pickle milk is serious business. I like to lick it off the pickle titty like- *over exaggerated licking sound*

Robin: *sighs* Manny, if I help you find Roy, will you PLEASE leave me alone!?

Manny: Hmmmm. Well what's in it for me? Seems like a pretty one-sided deal!

Robin: What? *stammers* MANNY! You're the only one benefiting from this!

Manny: I know you are, but what am I?

Robin: 😑😑😑

~~~

Harry: Don't these Vienna sausages remind you of little wieners with their heads cut off?

Paige: I'm really starting to wonder which one of us is really the insane one

Robin: *bursts through the door* Harry, have you seen Roy?

Harry: No, not since I busted him out of jail for that trafficking incident.

Robin: I'm trying to find him so THIS DUNDERHEAD *points at Manny* will leave me alone!

Manny: Sure got a lot of nerve taking advantage of me like this!

Robin: *growls incoherently*