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Manny: Ah sneeze!

Robin: Bless you!

Manny: Thank you!

*They both look at Harry*

Harry: *gives confused look*

Manny: YOU NOT GONNA SAY BLESS YOU!?

Harry: WHY WOULD I!? HE ALREADY SAID IT!

Robin: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!

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Robin yelling at Manny: DON'T LEAVE THAT TABLE UNTIL THAT FOOD IS GONE! I'm off to work!

-Later-

Robin: I'm bac- YOU STILL AT THAT TABLE!?!

Manny: I'M NOT EATING THIS!

Robin: SO YOU MISSED SCHOOL!?

Manny: YOU SAID 'DON'T MOVE'!!

~~~

Manny: Hey, where did you put the plunger?

*Manny sees Tony*

Manny: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?

Tony: I LIVE HERE!!

Manny: NO YOU DON'T!

Tony: YES I-

Manny: NO THE HELL YOU DON'T!!

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Manny: Hey, are you wearing my underwear?

Robin: What kind of question is tha-? HELL NO I'M NOT WEARING YOUR UNDERWEAR!!

Manny: WHO ELSE COULD BE WEARING THEM!?

Robin: Have you ever thought that you're wearing them!?

Manny: WHY WOULD I BE WEARING-...Why would I be...*looked in his pants* ...Nevermind-

~~~

Paige: So when Sarah eats her bowl of cereal, what does that represent?

Manny: Breakfast?

Paige: THE DEEPER MEANING!!

Manny: DEEPER THAN CHEERIOS!?

Paige: GET OUTSIDE MY CLASS!!

~~~

Paige: All right class take a look at this orange-

Manny: PUSSY!

Paige: MANNY! SHUT THE HELL UP!

Manny: ...Pussy!

Paige: I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES!

~~~
*Harry finds Tony scavenging through the fridge, grabbing food*

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