Pregnant

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Manny: No no no no no-

Harry: Hey Manny-

Manny: *punches Harry in the stomach*

Harry: OOF-! WTF!?!?

Manny: You are one of my very best friends and I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this! You're too young! You're too beautiful!

Harry: What the fuck are you talking about!?

Manny: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside you for belly right now!

Robin: *eyes widen* ...See ya! *Bolts away*

Harry: I'm not pregnant!

Manny: I'm not after that punch your not! I've been taking Muay Thai classes!

Harry: I was NEVER pregnant, Manny!

Manny: (Frick-) A-Are-Are you sure?

Harry: YES I'M FUCKING SURE!

Tony: I'm sorry but why the FUCK is everybody yelling over here?

Manny: oh well Harry and was getting kind of fat and I found this positive pregnancy test-

Tony: *punches Harry's stomach*

Harry: OH MOTHERFUCKER!- *falls to his knees* I-I'm not pregnant!...

Tony: Oh well I just assumed-

Manny: Well yeah it does make sense.

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