summary: patton tells a riddle. remus, and the other sides, have the wrong idea.
word count: 31
i dyed and cut my hair AGAIN what're you gonna do about it?? :)
tw// implied no-no joke (not intended by patt tho)
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Patton: What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and sticky?
Remus: ...A PE-
Roman: *tackles Remus*
Patton: That's right, kiddo, a piece of gum!
The other sides: ...
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i saw this on my friend's story and my heart stopped for a second. also this book officially has more parts than my other oneshots book and almost as many views, should i do something for 4K?? we'll see :)) well, hope you kiddos enjoyed, love you all, stay safe, buh bye!
8/11/20
YOU ARE READING
Sanders Sides One-Shots
Fan fikcia~ every ship except remrom, thomas x sides, and no x reader :) (a lot of poly ships aren't in here but that's just bc there's so many variations that it'd be hard to get all of them djfhksk) ~ NO smut here, just angst and fluff :)) ~ posting on satu...
