Formula 1 one shots

Hornet slayer - Lando Norris

I laughed so hard writing this. I hope you like it emmely08.

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You were just chilling in your apartment, which you shared with boyfriend Lando Norris. He was now streaming on Twitch while you were baking a cake. You were bored and just felt like baking. You had some music playing in the background and started to make the cake when you suddenly heard Lando scream. It wasn't like his usual gaming scream. Three seconds later, he came running into the kitchen. He looked like he had just seen a ghost.

'There is a hornet in my room! It's like as big as a bird!' he yelled.

You couldn't help but laugh. 'You looked like you'd seen a ghost.'

'No, it worse.'

You shook your head and laughed while you made your way to his gaming room. It probably wasn't as big as he told you. You opened the door of his room and saw the hornet right away. It was sitting on his logo that was on the wall.

'Oh my god,' you mumbled as you shut the door. 'That is big.'

'I told you! I am so scared. Should we kill it?'

'We? I'm going to leave that up to you, my friend. I'm not going anywhere near that thing.' Both Lando and you were scared to death of spiders, hornets, and almost every other insect. So this was a nightmare for the both of you.

'I'm going to have nightmares about this,' Lando mumbles while he looks at the door.

'Maybe you should throw something at it?'

'Like what? A shoe? What if the whole light falls off?'

'At least the hornet would be dead.'

'I have a solution.'

'Thank goodness.'

'It involves fire,' Lando said deadly serious.

'Absolutely not.'

'Fine, I've another idea then,' Lando said and walked away. A few minutes later, he came back with the hoover in his hands.

'Oh my god. Good luck,' you said as Lando opened the door and went to war with the hoover. 'It's moving! It's trying to get away!' He screamed and came back out of the room.

You are dying of laughter. You were just as scared, but it was so funny to see Lando trying to kill the hornet.

'You try it,' Lando said and handed you the hoover.

'No way. That's your room, mister. You're going to have to deal with that by yourself.'

'Fine,' he snorted and went back into the room. You heard him scream at the top of his lungs. He was so scared, but it was so funny to hear. If you were in his position, you would be just as scared.

'There are fucking too of them! My god. I'm going to die! He's rubbing his hands together. I'm his dinner. I pissed it off. Oh my god!' Lando came back running out of the room.

'There are two of them! Two! They want to kill me. I've opened the window, so I hope they fly out.'

You wiped away the tears from your face and looked at Lando, trying to be serious. 'Can't you just suck it up?'

'No, it's too big! What do I do?'

'We're going to wait till it flies away.'

'But I want to play Fall Guy!'

You started to laugh even more. 'You can play it later. Just kill them already.'

'No, I'm done. I'm moving out,' Lando said and walked away.

'You're seriously going to give up now?'

'Yep. I'm done. I don't want to die yet.'

You grabbed the hoover from the ground and walked in. You saw it immediately and slowly walked to the hoover. Your heart was beating so hard, and then they just flew out the window. You sprinted to the window and closed the window.

'They're gone!' you yelled.

Lando came back running into the room. 'How did you do that so fast?'

'They just flew out the window. Now you can play your game again,' you said and handed Lando the hoover.

'You are a lifesaver,' he said and kissed you.

'No problem,' you said and left the room. You heard Lando talking about what happened to his friends, and you couldn't help but laugh. You are going to laugh about this for a long time.