Stalin: Cake or death?
20,000+ Russians: Uhh.. Cake, please.
Stalin: WELL, WE'RE OUT OF CAKE!
Stalin: *kills everyone*
Stalin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Russia: >.>
Stalin: Wat?
Russia: Nothing.
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Hitler: I'm so beautiful!
Stalin: ur gey
Hitler: Hey! Who you calling gay? Pfft! U gey.
Stalin: *unamused*
Hitler: I'm not gay!
~
Stalingrad: *dead*
Moscow: WHAT THE CRAP?! HOW COME NOBODY CALLED ME!!?
Samara, Saint Petersburg, and Ufa: Oops..?
Moscow: You guys really are idiots.
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Mussolini: I threw real shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs.
Italy: *still traumatized to this day*
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Tojo: *beats the fuck out of Kai-shek* Go back to China, bitch.
Kai-shek: Hey, you invaded us!
~
Tojo: I was so touched by white boy's letter, that I replied!
Tojo: Dear white boy, thank you for your touching letter. Reading between the lines, I assume this to be a covert homosexual advance... WHICH I ACCEPT!
Roosevelt: ....Wut?
~
Roosevelt: You can't beat me because I'm an AMERICAN!
Hitler: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
~
Stalin: *receives a letter*
Russia: I-
Stalin: I know what it says, I can read!
Stalin: *finds out it's in Russian* I can't read.
~
(Now for something totally irrelevant..)
Churchill: During sex, I like to think about her majesty, Queen Elizabeth.
England:
Churchill: She's pretty hot.
England: *facepalm*
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Stalin: Kai-shek, you a bitch ass nigga. You a bitch nigga.
Kai-shek: Am I a pretty bitch nigga?
Stalin: Ah, nigga, shit.
Roosevelt: Wut?!
~
Stalin: I put the fires out..
Russia: You made them worse!
