Italy: After a hurricane comes a rainbow.
England: After nuclear fallout, real estate prices drop.
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Denmark: I just bought a book called "Idiot's Guide to Not Being a Gigantic Asshole".
England: They should have published that book over 500 years ago if they wanted it to work on you, now it's too late, your asshole level is over 9000.
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Germany: The best way to put children to sleep is making them watch Toy Story.
Sweden: In my case, Ice Age always seems to do the trick.
England: Lethal gas is another method.
America: What the fuck, dad?!
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America: If I hit myself and it hurts... Am I weak or strong?
England: It makes you retarded.
