its fucking blue

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The Meeting of the World

Everyone: *looking over the report*

Germany: Any thoughts on the report?

America: Dude, all I see is black and blue.

Germany: *slowly gets up and walks out of the room*

Everyone: ........

England: ..YOU BLOODY GIT, IT'S WHITE AND GOLD.

Arctic: I swear, the next person that makes the dress joke will have a coffee cup shoved down his or her throat by yours truly.

Antarctica: Brother!

Arctic: What?

China: Who started it, Aru?

Iraq: I believe it was 'Murica. By the way, you're still welcome to join the ISIS.

America: NO WAY, MAN!

Iraq: *roundhouse kicks America* I am infact a female character, asshole!

America: AND THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU!!

As for Germany, he went home and cleaned something to try and forget HOW FUCKING STUPID THIS DAMN JOKE IS GET A LIFE BITCHES.

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