Prussia: *walks in covered in Gilbirds*
Germany: What's with all those birds?
Prussia: My tropical bird collection, just in case.
Germany: Just in case what? We're not going to need a dozen tropical birds.
Prussia: Oh, I was not aware that you could see the future, Ludwig. Can I go ahead and get tomorrow's lottery number? *starts walking away* Stupid woman..
Germany: WOMAN?!
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Latvia: And I don't have many friends that would back me up. My friend, Peter, would but he doesn't look very tough..
Sealand: *to England* U WANT SUM OF TIS BIATCH?!!
England: ......
(May grace be granted on Latvia.)
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Prussia: EIN SAM KEIT!!! EIN SAM KEIT!! EIN SAM KEIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!
Leia: Gilbert, calm down!!
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(For those who don't know, there is a song parody of American Idiot called Canadian Idiot...)
*music starts playing*
America: I.. I know that tune.
Canada: Oh God..! Not this song.
America and Canada: *glaring at each other*
Leia: DONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT!!
America: KISS MY STAR SPANGLED ASS!!!!!
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Prussia: Motherfucker, I'm awesome!
Germany: No you're not, dude. Don't lie.
Prussia: D:
And then Prussia died...
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Ireland: *talking to her brothers* So umm... Switzerland accidentally invaded that little country uh.. Lichtenstein. Yeah, it was in the headlines. Umm..... I-I.. I didn't know you could accidentally invade someone. Uh.. How?!
Lichtenstein: ;////;
Switzerland: Sorry, thought you were Austria.
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Russia: *points at reader* YOU LOOK LIKE A TINY STAR SET AGAINST THE VAST, COLOSSAL SKY OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! HA!
Reader: ........ *flips the bird then runs as fast as they possibly can cuz fuck that shit*
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Prussia: You are gonna miss out on a lot of awesome stuff..
Austria: ......
Prussia: You'll be at home with the kid-
Chibitalia: .....
Prussia: While I am out awesoming all over the place.
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Prussia: In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is another awesome gland. True story.
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England: THERE ARE CHILDREN STARVING IN JAPAN RIGHT NOW!!
Japan: *in the emo corner, crying*
England: YOU BETTER EAT THIS FOOD RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN!!!!
America: No.
England: DO YOU WANT ME TO FORCE FEED YOU!?
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Leia Pony: My Little Countries, my Little Countries, Ahhhhhh~! My Little Countries!
Italy Pony: I use to wonder what world peace could be.
Leia: My Little Countries!
Italy Pony: Until you signed that one treaty with me.
America Pony: I'm the hero!
Russia Pony: Become one!
England Pony: You sodding git!
France Pony: Ohonhonhon~!
China Pony: Pandalicious!
Prussia Pony: Awesome too!
Everypony: Let's fight or play to chikaku!
Leia Pony: My Little Countries!
Italy Pony: Don't you know you're all my very best friends~!!!
Prussia: This song was INVADED!!
(Chikaku means Earth's crust in Japanese so yeah...)
