China: You should really reconsider your weapon choice, Aru.
Russia: Huh?
China: Well if you're going to go around murdering people, wouldn't you prefer they don't find out, Aru?
Russia: Da.
China: Then use this. *hands Russia an icicle*
Russia:
China:
Russia:
China:
Russia: Why do I feel like you've killed someone recently?
China: What?! That's completely absurd, Aru!
~Earlier~
Germany: Find anything?
England: All I found was a dead body, and egg, and a chicken..
Germany: Not much to go by....
China: *comes out of nowhere* Maybe the chicken attacked him then it laid an egg on him.
Germany and England: .....Wut?
China: They suspect nothing.
