Russia: *visiting Germany*
Germany: *washing the dishes*
Leia: You two should get married.
Germany: *nearly drops a plate* What?
Leia: Well you two are the Fatherland and Motherland so it would only make sense.
Russia: Become one with Mother Russia, da?
Germany: Nein, I am good, thank you.
Leia: It's gonna happen sooner or later, Doitsu.