Satan: *holds up dress* What color is the dress?
England: Black and blu-
America: RED, WHITE, AND BLUE GOD BLESS AMERICA!!
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Spain: *cries in Spainish*
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Relationship goals
America: I'll buy the door!
England: *confused British noises*
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Edward: let's bring back mum
Al: ok
Edward: ru ready
Al: ya
Russia: *pops out of Alchemy circle* Hi kids! Have a moment to talk about communism?
Edward: no lol
Russia: wat?
Al: shit *dies*
Edward: .....HE TOOK MY FUCKING LEG AND MY FUCKING BROTHER, THAT DOUCHE
Russia: lol
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First time watching Hetalia
Leia: Hetalia?
Leia: *slow blink*
Leia: friend said it is a gooden
Leia: kay. *clicks play*
Leia: ....dafuq is this?
Leia: WHATTHEHELLARETHEYSAYING, THEYTALKSOFASTJFCGODDAMN
Leia: NOWIMTALIKINGLIKETHEMSHIT
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Leia: You know, I've never seen Ivan angry..
America: What if he's just always angry?
Leia: .....it all makes sense now.
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Japan: *forgets to lock door*
Japan: *dies*
Italy: Nigga, I told him to lock the God damn door. Don't blame me for this. It's handsome Squidward's fault.
Steve: *sparkle twink* Bruh. Told em stay out my house but naaaaaah bitches gotta know what's inside.
