England: Do you have any kind of morals?
Skyrim: ....
Skyrim: I once a ate a priest for a ring. I literally ate a human being for a ring. You know what that ring does? Let me eat human beings.
England: I'll take that as a no.
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Best Hetalia Ships
- Austria x piano
- Germany x stick
- Iceland x fridge
- Prussia x broom
- Italy x pasta
- Russia x Magic Metal Pipe of Pain
- Lichtenstein x her bow
- Norway x butter
- Netherlands x money
- Sweden x Ikea
- Spain x tomato
- America x burger
- England x his eyebrows
Which one is your OTP?
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3p!England: You're a wizard!
England: I-
3p!England: YOU'RE GONNA GO TO HOGWARTS, YOU'RE GONNA DO SPELLS, YOU'RE GONNA GET A WAND, YOU'RE GONNA GET FUCKING OWL, IT'LL DELIVER YOUR SHIETTY MAIL, YA TWAT!
England: Can y-
3p!England: AND DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE PUT YOUR PIXIE DICK IN THE OWL, YA SLENDER BOWL HAIR SHIET!
England: LISTEN HERE, YA FAT OAF! I'M NOT A FUCKING WIZARD!!
3p!England: YOU'RE GONNA GO TO HOGWARTS AND DO SPELLS AND STUFF AND YOU'RE GONNA BE FUCKING PLEASED ABOUT IT!
England: I'M NOT A FUCKING WIZARD!!!
3p!England: Ya sshhh..... Ink.... Chinky.
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Skyrim: *kills totally random person*
Skyrim: That's dealt with, now-
Skyrim: *sees America*
Skyrim:
America:
Skyrim:
America:
Skyrim: Your ass is next.
America: OH SHIT!
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England: She has no morals at all..
France: Really?
Skyrim: I once got married to a goat, the priest was a demon prince, and everyone there were people I didn't know.
England: See.
