(So I started playing HetaOni)
Italy: Hey, guys! I heard about this really cool mansion not too far from here!
Prussia: Lezzgo!!!!!!
Germany: I don't know man, we might DIE. Key word: DIE
Japan: I don't think it-
Italy: SHUT UP!! WE GONNA GO!
Japan: Okay...
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Prussia: Holy shit, this a big house!
Germany: I don't like it.
Italy: Let's go inside~!!
Germany: How bout no?
Italy: TOO FRUKING LATE.
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Italy: Man, they got some clean floors! Do you work here, Doitsu?
Germany: Nein..
Italy: That's nice.
CRASH!
Italy: Dammit, Doitsu! So much for cleaning up everything!
Germany: I don't... Know how this involves me.
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Japan: You guys are fucking idiots. *leaves for 0.0003 seconds to pick up a glass shard*
Japan: *goes back*
Japan: Dafuq?
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Japan: *sees a curtain* ...
Leia: Well?
Japan: *staring intently at the curtain* ...
Leia: Dude..
Japan: *staring intensifies*
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Japan: *finds Germany's whip on a bed*
Leia: ...........Doitsu, what the hell have you been doing?
Japan: *picks up whip*
Japan:
Japan:
Japan: This is mine now. *puts into his Mary Poppins pocket*
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Japan: *finds Germany*
Germany: CLACLACLACLACLACLACLACLACLAC
Leia and Japan:
Leia and Japan:
Leia and Japan:
Germany: CLACLACLACLACLACLACLACLACLACLACLACLACLACLACLAC
Leia and Japan: *nope out*
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Japan: *holding a cup of water, running* I GOT SUM WATAH 4 UR!!!!!!!!!!!
Germany: Oh thnx.... *sips*
Leia: It's toilet water..
Germany: *spits it out*
Japan: ......... Wut?
