France: *picks up an empty teacup, and drinks air* OH WHAT IS THIS BEVERAGE!?
England: *raises a teapot, spilling some hot water on the table* ITS TEEEAA~!!
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Russia: 2+2 is..
3p!Russia: It's... Um.....
5p!Russia: TEN!
Rusha: IIIIN BASE FOUR.
2p!Russia: We're fine!!
Leia: Wow, you guys are good at math..
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(I totally forgot about that time a friend and I came up with Crystal Math....)
America: Hey, kids.. You want some Crystal maaaath?
China:
Russia:
America:
China:
Russia:
America:
China and Russia: *start throwing pebbles at America*
America: AHHHHH!!!
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Scotland: *super fucking pissed as shit*
Scotland: *makes a dying cattle noise*
Scotland: I have come from beyond the mountains!
England: What ever for?
Scotland: *makes the sound again* To tell you news!
England: For what?
Scotland: You have a baby!
England: OnO
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Leia: Never let China become an arsonist!
Allies: Why?
Leia: *holds up her most recent drawing*
Allies: Ah!
America: It's so creepy!
(Seriously doe, Arso Yao is scarier than Belarus. Don't let it happen..)
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Romano: WILL YOU STOP BANGING!! .....Why am I talking to you? You're a fucking door.
Romano: What's up, good looking? What's cooking...? Better be fucking pasta!
Romano: Nargh!!