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France: *picks up an empty teacup, and drinks air* OH WHAT IS THIS BEVERAGE!?

England: *raises a teapot, spilling some hot water on the table* ITS TEEEAA~!!

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Russia: 2+2 is..

3p!Russia: It's... Um.....

5p!Russia: TEN!

Rusha: IIIIN BASE FOUR.

2p!Russia: We're fine!!

Leia: Wow, you guys are good at math..

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(I totally forgot about that time a friend and I came up with Crystal Math....)

America: Hey, kids.. You want some Crystal maaaath?

China:

Russia:

America:

China:

Russia:

America:

China and Russia: *start throwing pebbles at America*

America: AHHHHH!!!

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Scotland: *super fucking pissed as shit*

Scotland: *makes a dying cattle noise*

Scotland: I have come from beyond the mountains!

England: What ever for?

Scotland: *makes the sound again* To tell you news!

England: For what?

Scotland: You have a baby!

England: OnO

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Leia: Never let China become an arsonist!

Allies: Why?

Leia: *holds up her most recent drawing*

Allies: Ah!

America: It's so creepy!

(Seriously doe, Arso Yao is scarier than Belarus. Don't let it happen..)

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Romano: WILL YOU STOP BANGING!! .....Why am I talking to you? You're a fucking door.

Romano: What's up, good looking? What's cooking...? Better be fucking pasta!

Romano: Nargh!!

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