Leia: You know if the Chinese attacked right now, you would be fucked.
America: But heroes never lose!
Leia: And you know that Russia is going to take over China eventually. So with their powers combined you're not even a problem for them.
Leia: You might as well go ahead and punch yourself in the face because if they do attack you, you're going down and under communist control.
Leia: That is unless, you say "Fuck you, Mr. President!" and let the military take over because Obama would just go ahead and let them have the country. Just as long as they let him live in a nice house and kept him well fed.
Leia: But even if the military took over, the Russian and Chinese armies are ruthless and will stop at nothing to kill and destroy America.
Leia: They hate you so they intend to get rid of you. But why whip you off the map when they can take over and use all the citizens as slaves?
Leia: They will take away your freedom before you can even try to stop them.
Leia: In other words, you're gonna be fucked as hard as scientifically possible.
America: ........Shit!
