America: Hey, Russia! Could you check on Ukraine?
Russia: ..Why?
America: She keeps hacking my financial and medical shit! I don't like it.
Russia: .....
Russia: You better shut the fuck up before I launch all these nukes at you, you lil' bitch.
America: Wut?
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Leia: The news says they found 2.4 tons of meth in China..
China: SUCK BALL!! They found my stash!
America: I thought you had drug laws?
Leia: Drug laws that include the death penalty.. *points at piece of paper*
China: .....DON'T KNOW ME, ARU!
America: Why is everyone acting weird today!?
Leia: *mumbles* I told em six months before the shit hit the fan.
(We're three months in nearly..)
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Ukraine: *le hacking America's medical information*
America: Please stop
Ukraine: Nah, bitch, naaah.
America: f u.
Ukraine: HAHAHAHA!! More like, fuck you.
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Obama: Let's be friends with Iraq!
America: Let's not. Not right now, at least.
Obama: No, no, trust me.
Obama: HEY! IRAQ, WANNA BE FRIENDS?
Iraq: .......not really.
Obama: I told you they'd wanna be cool.
America: You're a fucking idiot.
